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Date: Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:21:21 GMT
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Jokes about Dumb Irishmen
1
The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind
neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have been, he was
undoubtedly a coward. When a bull charged towards them one day, he
abandoned the blind man.
The bull, puzzled by a lack of fear, nudged the farmer in the back. He
turned very quickly, caught the bull by the horns and threw it to the
ground with a bump that left it breathless.
"Aidan," said the neighbor, "I never knew you were so strong."
"Faith, and if I could have got that fella off the handlebars of the
bicycle I'd have thrashed him properly."
2
"Young man," said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. "It's
alcohol and alcohol alone that's responsible for your present sorry
state!"
"I'm glad to hear you say that," replied Murphy, with a sigh of
relief. "Everybody else says it's all my fault!"
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