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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <guyfc@netzer.net>
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Subject: A lady takes her mom to the doctor's for a checkup
Date: Fri, 12 Aug 2005 22:46:27 -0500
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Sarah had her mother staying with her in town to get some various
physical checkups. Her mom had bad eyesight so Sarah volunteered to
drive her to the doctor's office.
Tuesday was her appointment with the Gynecologist so she went into
Sarah's bathroom to take a shower. She got out, toweled off and
noticed Sarah had a can of feminine deodorant spray in her medicine
cabinet. She had never used such a thing but thought that she'd try it
since she'd be spread eagled on an examining table and was a little
self-conscious about possible odor. She gave herself a couple of puffs
and got dressed.
When she had her feet in the stirrups and the doctor had positioned
himself, he chuckled and said, "My, my, Mrs Friedman. Aren't we
prettied up today." Naturally, Sarah's mother was mortified and could
not speak a word. She hurried out when her appointment was over. She
was still beet red when she and Sarah arrived back home and Sarah
asked her what was wrong.
"Oh, honey," mom said, "I'm so embarrassed" and she relayed the
doctor's comment. "I don't know what he must have thought...all I had
done was use some of your feminine deodorant spray."
"But, mom," replied Sarah. "I don't have any feminine deodorant
spray."
"Oh yes you do, dear," said her mom leading her to the bathroom. She
pulled out the infamous bottle and showed it to Sarah.
"Oh, mom!" Sarah exclaimed. "You weren't wearing your glasses, were
you? That's Hair Spray with Glitter!"
Lil Stinker
"just havin' Fun!"
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