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Subject: Jokes about Ireland
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Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2007 00:02:16 GMT
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Jokes about Ireland
1
Joey-Jim was tooling along the road one fine day when the local
policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over. "What's wrong, Seamus?"
Joey-Jim asked. "Well didn't ya know, Joey-Jim, that your wife fell
out of the car about five miles back?" said Seamus. "Ah, praise the
Almighty!" he replied with relief. "I thought I'd gone deaf!"
2
Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other,
"Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?"
Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't."
His friend asked, "Shure, and what d'ye mean by that?"
Pat said, "It's like this, y'see...I saw a chap who I thought was
Mulligan, and he saw a chap that he thought was me. And when we got up
to one another...it was neither of us."
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