Jokes about the Irish
1
Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning
tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!"
"Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?"
"I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi...
Darn! There goes another one!"
2
Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an
agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that
made wonderful reading. After Murphy read it, he turned to the agent
and asked,
"Have I got all ye say there?"
The agent said, "Certainly ye have...Why d'ye ask?"
Replied Murphy, "Cancel the sale...'tis too good to part with."
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