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Subject: Re: Zipper Problems ?
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Date: Thu, 08 Mar 2007 16:49:02 GMT
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"Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote in
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> Ten politically correct ways to tell a man his zipper is down, by
> David Letterman
>
> No. 10: The cucumber has left the salad.
>
> No. 9: Quasimoto needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
>
> No. 8: You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked
> position.
>
> No. 7: Paging Mr.. Johnson...paging Mr. Johnson.
>
> No. 6: Elvis has left the building.
>
> No. 5: The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
>
> No. 4: Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
>
> No. 3: You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
>
> No. 2: Men may be from Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes
> with Venus.
>
> ... and the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped:
>
> You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".
>
To hell with political correctness, whats wrong with the time honoured
"stop flashing"!! LOL.
Mercury.
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