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Ten politically correct ways to tell a man his zipper is down, by David
Letterman
No. 10: The cucumber has left the salad.
No. 9: Quasimoto needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
No. 8: You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
No. 7: Paging Mr.. Johnson...paging Mr. Johnson.
No. 6: Elvis has left the building.
No. 5: The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
No. 4: Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
No. 3: You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
No. 2: Men may be from Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with
Venus.
... and the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped:
You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".
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Rolex
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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