| Him And Her |
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| ::darkshadows:: (here@there.net) |
2007/03/07 19:14 |
Him And Her
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two
people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow
deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after
that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before
marriage and after marriage.
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