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Hotel Translations
We all know how misleading the description of hotels and motels can
be. So we put together a translation table to help you out... So when
you see one of the phrases listed on the left, you will know what it
really means by reading the translation on the right!
Old world charm ................................. No bath
Tropical ............................................. Rainy
Majestic setting ................................. A long way from
town
Options galore ................................... Nothing is included
in the itinerary
Secluded hideaway ............................ Impossible to find or
get to
Pre-registered rooms .......................... Already occupied
Explore on your own ........................... Pay for it yourself
Knowledgeable trip hosts .................... They've flown in an
airplane before
No extra fees ..................................... No extras
Nominal fee ....................................... Outrageous charge
Standard ........................................... Sub-standard
Deluxe .............................................. Standard
Superior ............................................ One free shower
cap
Cozy ................................................. Small
All the amenities ................................ Two free shower
caps
Plush ................................................ Top and bottom
sheets
Gentle breezes .................................. Occasional
Gale-force winds
Light and airy ..................................... No air
conditioning
Picturesque ....................................... Theme park nearby
Open bar ........................................... Free ice cubes
Concierge ....................................... Stand with tourist
brochures
Continental breakfast ..................... Free muffin
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