On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 20:25:53 GMT, "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote:
> The Southern Lady
>
> A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River
> Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge,
> she noticed a young man fixin' to jump. She stopped her car,
> rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your
> dear mother and father."
> He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
> She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
>He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
>She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."
>He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''
>She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you
>dumb ass Yankee."
heh-heh-heeeee
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