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Hunting Dog
A guy decides he wants to learn how to hunt. Needing a good hunting
dog, he visits a farmer who has been advertising hounds in the
newspaper. The farmer shows him several dogs, but the guy doesn't like
them. Then he spots one hound that the farmer hasn't shown him. The
guys asks, "What about that one?" "Oh, no," the farmer replies. "That
one's my special dog." "What's so special about him?" "Let me show
you."
The farmer leads the guy and the dog to a field, lifts up one of the
dog's ears, and orders, "Go find the birds!" The dog charges to a
nearby bush, points and barks once. "That means there's one bird in
that bush," says the farmer. "No way!" exclaims the guy. The farmer
takes a stick and pokes the bush, and a huge pheasant flies out.
To further convince the guy, the farmer again lifts the dog's ear and
repeats, "Go find the birds!" This time the dog streaks off to another
bush, points, and barks twice. "That means there's two birds in
there," says the farmer,
taking his stick and poking at the bush. Two huge pheasants pop out
and fly away.
"I've gotta have that dog!" says the man. "Well, okay," replies the
farmer. "But it's gonna cost you a bundle." The guy forks over the
bucks and takes the dog.
A month later, the farmer has to go to the city, and decides to visit
the guy who bough his prize hound. When he asked the guy about the
dog, the man replies, "A couple of buddies and I went hunting, and
when we got to a field the damnedest thing happened. I went up to the
dog, lifted one of his ears, and said 'Go find the birds.' The dog
took off like a bat outta hell and ran into the field, barking and
running around like crazy. Then he jumped on my leg and started
humping it like I was a bitch in heat. After that, he grabbed a stick
and started shaking it violently at me! I thought he'd gone nuts for
sure, or maybe had rabies or something. So I shot the fucker."
"You blithering idiot!" yelled the farmer. "He was just telling you
that there's more fuckin' birds out there than you could shake a stick
at!"
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