Path: news.nzbot.com!not-for-mail
From: "::darkshadows::" <here@there.net>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rolex
Subject: Where I Live
Message-ID: <r8fcu2tmilhbqsa5ke2a4k5k7q29cktpop@4ax.com>
X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 4.2/32.1117
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
Lines: 19
X-Complaints-To: abuse@easynews.com
Organization: EasyNews, UseNet made Easy!
X-Complaints-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly.
Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:40:56 GMT
Xref: news.nzbot.com alt.fan.rolex:3701
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park
bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong.
She
said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every
morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit
and
freshly ground coffee."
I said, "Well, then why are you crying?" She said, "He makes me
homemade
soup for lunch and my favourite brownies and then makes love to me for
half the afternoon.
I said, "Well, why are you crying?" She said, "For dinner he makes me
a
gourmet meal with wine and my favourite dessert and then makes love to
me until 2:00 am " I said, "Well, why in the world would you be
crying?"
She said, "I can't remember where I live!"
|
|