The Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her
return, her father cussed her; "Where have you been all this time, you
ingrate! Why didn't you write us; not even a line to let us know how you
were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you
put your Mum through??!!" The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad...
I became a prostitute..." "WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot!
Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family I don't ever want to see you
again!" OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur
coat, title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a savings account
you, Daddy, the spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's
parked outside, plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club... (takes
abreath)...an invitation for you all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new
yacht in the Riviera, and.... "Now, what was it you said you had become?"
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A prostitute, Dad... Sniff, sniff."
Father: "Oh! By Jesus! - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you
said "a Protestant". Come here and give your old man a hug!"
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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