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FAMILY
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night
the
96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells
to the
other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."
She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or
down?"
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening
to her
sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure I hope I never get that
forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, > "I'll come up and help
both of
you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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