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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com>
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Subject: A young couple
Date: Sat, 15 Oct 2005 12:16:37 -0500
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A young couple, married just a couple weeks, returns from their honeymoon to
face the beginning of their new lives. The next morning the husband wakes
up, showers, dresses and makes his way to the kitchen where he sees his new
wife crying. So the husband inquires, "What's wrong Honey?" "Well, I came
down here this morning to surprise you with a big breakfast but I can't cook
or clean." The husband smiles his biggest smile and says, "There, there
sweetie! I don't care that you can't cook and clean. Come on up to the
bedroom and I'll show you what I'd like for breakfast." So, off they went to
the bedroom. That afternoon, the husband comes home for lunch to find his
new wife crying again in the kitchen. "What's wrong now, Sweetie?" "Well,
the same thing as this morning. I came in here to make you something for
lunch and I just can't cook." Again, the husband smiles and says, "Why don't
you come back up to the bedroom and I'll have my lunch there!" So, off they
went to the bedroom again. That evening the new husband comes home, walks in
the house and sees his new bride sliding down the banister of the stairs
naked. Up she runs, and WHOOSH down the banister, again. After the third
trip the husband asks, "What the heck are you doing honey?" To which the new
bride replies, "Warming up your supper!"
Mr. Mistery.
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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