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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com>
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Subject: Stuttering
Date: Sat, 15 Oct 2005 12:13:11 -0500
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"What's it to be?" asks the Barmaid!
"Th th th thr thr three pi pi pi pi ..." says the
Englishman. Up steps the Scotsman.
"Th th th th thr three pi pi pi pi ..."
Next up is the Irishman.
"Th th thr three pi pi pi pints of Gu gui, gui.."
Bugger this thinks the Barmaid & walks away to serve
someone else. She returns ten minutes later & asks if
they're ready to order yet.
"Th th th th three pi pi pi pi.." Englishman.
"Th th three pi pi pi pi pi.." Scotsman.
"Th th th th th three pi pi pints Gu gui gui.." says
the Irishman.
"Look" says the barmaid, "If anyone of you can tell me
where you live without stuttering, I'll take you
upstairs & show you a good time!"
Englishman: "Man Man Man Man Man Manch.."
Barmaid: "No you lose!"
Scotsman: "E E E E E Ed Ed Ed Edi Edin.."
Barmaid: "No you lose!"
Barmaid to the Irishman: "And where do you live?"
Irishman: "London!"
"Bugger" says the Barmaid as a cheer goes around the
Pub. She takes him by the hand & leads him upstairs.
Once in the bedroom, they both strip & the Irishman
jumps on the bed & goes for glory for about five
minutes!
Then, right at the climax he screams out!
" .... D D D D D D D D D D D D Derry!"
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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