| Another version of "As the Bagpipe Squeals" |
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| ::darkshadows:: (here@there.net) |
2007/02/25 20:57 |
Q. How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune?
A. Someone is blowing into it.
Q. Why did the bagpiper get mad at the drummer?
A. He moved a drone and wouldn't tell him which one.
Q. Why do they call it a "kilt"?
A. Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt.
Q. Why is a bagpipe like a Scud missile?
A. Both are offensive and inaccurate.
Q. What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A. A bagpiper.
Q. What do you call ten bagpipes at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A start.
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Q. Why do bagpipers always walk when they play?
A. To get away from the sound.
Q. Why do bagpipers always walk when they play?
A. Moving targets are harder to hit.
Q. How do you know if a bagpipe band is at your front door?
A. No one knows when to come in.
Q. Why did they say that the piper had fingers like lightning?
A. They never struck the same place twice.
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