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Subject: Audience with the pope
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Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2007 17:37:12 GMT
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Audience with the pope
The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are
THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey
leads the pack. "Dopey, my son, " says the Pope,
"what can I do for you?"
"Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf
nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for
a moment, and answers "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf
nuns in Rome."
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey
turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back. "Your Worship, are there any dwarf
nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then
answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them, with
an angry glare.
Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY
dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"
"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere
in the world." The other dwarfs collapse into a heap,
rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling
down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......
"Dopey screwed a penguin!".... "Dopey
screwed a penguin!"....
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