"::darkshadows::" <here@there.net> wrote in
news:bvdtt2tufe1m47msfj93aengeifsbb3grj@4ax.com:
>
> Q. What's the definition of "perfect pitch"?
> A. When you toss a set of bagpipes into the bin and they land on an
> accordion.
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> Q. Why did the bagpiper get upset with the drummer?
> A. The drummer moved one of the drones and wouldn't tell the piper
> which one.
>
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> Q. How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
> A. Put it in a bagpipe case.
>
>
> Q. Why do pipe bands tour so often?
> A. Keeps assassins guessing.
>
>
> Q. What is the range of the bagpipe?
> A. As far as you can kick it.
>
>
> Q. What do a bagpipe solo and premature ejaculation have in common?
> A. You know its imminent, but you can't stop it.
>
>
> Q. What's the definition of a quarter tone?
> A. A piper's drones.
>
>
> Q. What do you call a guy who dies and goes to heaven but has to enter
> through the kitchen?
> A. The piper.
>
>
> Q. What is the difference between pipers and terrorists?
> A. Terrorists usually have sympathizers.
>
>
> Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
> A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.
>
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!.
Mercury.
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