| Some more Bagpipe jokes |
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| ::darkshadows:: (here@there.net) |
2007/02/21 13:01 |
Q. What do you call a basement full of practice chanters?
A. A whine cellar.
Q. What do you call a female piper with 2 brain cells?
A. Pregnant.
Q. What did the piper think of pipe jokes?
This and the above Q&A's were contributed by a female piper who wishes
to remain anonymous..
Q. What do pipers and Mike Tyson have in common?
A. Both are mighty tough on the ears.
Q. What's the difference between the first and last rows of a pipe
band?
A. About half a bar (and a semi-tone).
Q. What's black and brown and looks good on a piper?
A. A Doberman.
Q. What do you need when you have a piper up to his neck in quicksand?
A. More quicksand.
Q. What's worse than a bagpiper?
A. Two bagpipers.
Q. What's the difference between a pipe major and the P.L.O.?
A. You can negotiate with the P.L.O.
Q. What do the bagpipes and a lawsuit have in common?
A. Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
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