When to start Cussing...
A 6 year old and a
4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
" You know what?"
says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we
started cussing."The 4 year old nods
his head in approval. The 6 year old
continues, "When we go downstairs for
breakfast, I'm gonna say something with
hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with
enthusiasm.When the mother walks into the
kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he
wants for breakfast, he replies,
"Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some
Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of
his chair, tumbles across the kitchen
floor, gets up, and runs upstairs
crying his eyes out, with his mother in
hot pursuit, slapping his rear with
every step. His mom locks him in his
room and shouts, "You can stay
there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks
at the 4 year old and asks
with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for
breakfast, young man?"
I don't know, he blubbers, "but you can
bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
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Rolex
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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