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Date: 19 Feb 2007 17:22:02 -0600
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On Sun, 18 Feb 2007 04:44:49 GMT, "::darkshadows::" <here@there.net>
wrote:
:>On 17 Feb 2007 19:18:01 -0600, kidhacker@nym.alias.net (::KidHacker
:>NP-b54) wrote:
:>
:>>On Sat, 17 Feb 2007 18:34:46 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
:>>wrote:
:>>
:>>:>"::darkshadows::" <here@there.net> wrote in
:>>:>news:46fet2900l4ahf82j10u5dl89b304bbi30@4ax.com:
:>>:>
:>>:>>
:>>:>> I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a
:>>:>> man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately,
:>>:>> the man-made object never equaled the purity of sound achieved by the
:>>:>> pig.
:>>:>>
:>>:>>
:>>:>> You have to be deaf in order to really appreciate the bagpipes.
:>>:>>
:>>:>>
:>>:>>
:>>:>> Piping is my hobby... I'm allowed to be bad at it.
:>>:>>
:>>:>>
:>>:>>
:>>:>> Bagpipes... the missing link between music and noise.
:>>:>>
:>>:>>
:>>:>>
:>>:>> If thy neighbour offend thee, give each of his children bagpipes.
:>>:>> -- Old Scottish Proverb.
:>>:>>
:>>:>>
:>>:>>
:>>:>> -- Richard Mao, The Peking Piper PekingPiper@mao.org
:>>:>>
:>>:>>
:>>:>>
:>>:>> You know you're a piper's wife when he sits in the car with his arm
:>>:>> around his pipes just like he used to do to you when you were dating.
:>>:>>
:>>:>>
:>>:>>
:>>:>> You know you're a piper's wife if you are flattered when he gallantly
:>>:>> pulls a chair from the table you are about to sit at.....and then puts
:>>:>> his pipes on it.
:>>:>>
:>>:>>
:>>:>>
:>>:>> You know you're a piper's wife if he spends his weekends on the band
:>>:>> bus instead of painting the house.
:>>:>>
:>>:>>
:>>:>>
:>>:>> An elderly piper is playing while his wife watches. "How long has he
:>>:>> been playing the pipes?" a bystander asks the wife.
:>>:>> "Oh, about 60 years, but he spent 40 of those tuning them".
:>>:>>
:>>:>
:>>:>No comment LOL.
:>>:>
:>>:>Mercury
:>>
:>>WOT?? No comment?? Did Bevo sit on your asthmatic pig?
:>>
:>>Anonymous - XU AC-o54
:>>
:>>(PS... If you ever wanta see a cat go postal, expose him to about 30
:>>seconds of bagpipes...)
:>
:>Don't look in the discussion goup then. LOL
:>
:>darkshadows
I did, just briefly. <gasp>
Thankfully, Cosmic was in the kitchen at the time, with his face in a
bowl of tuna. Phew... close call.....
KH NP-b54
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