A cowboy is out riding when he encounters an American Indian lying on
the ground with his shirt open, buckskins down to his ankles, and a
perfect erection pointing to the sky. The cowboy asks, "Hey, what are
you doing?"
The man on the ground replies, "I'm finding out the time."
The cowboy says, "Huh? How does that work? I've never heard of such a
thing."
The Indian says, "Oh, it's an old custom, but a white man could never
get the hang of it. See, it's like a sundial. I can tell the time by
how the shadow falls."
"I see," says the cowboy. "So what time is it?"
"About quarter to 11," says the Indian.
The cowboy thanks him and rides on. Some time later, he comes across
another Native, again with his britches down and an erection. The
cowboy asks the time.
"Almost 2:30," says the man on the ground.
"Thanks," says the cowboy, and moves on again. A couple of hours
later, he comes across a third Indian, pants down with erection
determination.
The cowboy says, "Hey, I met some of your buddies today, and they
He answers, "Winding the clock."
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