"::darkshadows::" <here@there.net> wrote in
news:phcht2hf4l0e1ke7q1sabinfoakmqm72hi@4ax.com:
> On Sun, 18 Feb 2007 06:26:12 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
> wrote:
>
>>"::darkshadows::" <here@there.net> wrote in
>>news:85qft2pdhrnsoqo8jj850vv26sndmj3jt1@4ax.com:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Q. Why do pipers have such large families?
>>> A. Their wives will do ANYTHING to get them to stop playing.
>>>
>>>
>>> Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
>>> A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe.
>>>
>>>
>>> Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
>>> A. You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.
>>>
>>>
>>> Q. How do you put a twinkle in a drummer's eye?
>>> A. Shine a flashlight in his ear!
>>> Contributed by a piper who wished to remain anonymous for family
>>> reasons!
>>>
>>>
>>> Q. What's the difference between a piper and a mutual fund?
>>> A. The mutual fund eventually matures and earns money.
>>> Q. How can you tell when bagpipes are out of tune?
>>> A. Someone's blowing them.
>>>
>>>
>>> Q. How do you get a dozen bagpipers to play in tune?
>>> A-1. Shoot 11 of them.
>>> A-2. Shoot all of them.
>>> A-3. Who the hell wants a dozen bagpipers?
>>>
>>>
>>> Q. How do you get two pipers to play in perfect unison?
>>> A. Shoot one.
>>>
>>>
>>> Q. How do you get a piper out of a tree?
>>> A. Cut the noose.
>>>
>>>
>>> A. One squeals a lot and the other is a walrus.
>>> This and the following Q&A's were contributed by a female piper who
>>> wishes to remain anonymous.
>>>
>>>
>>> Q. How does a piper measure his/her IQ?
>>> A. With a tire gauge.
>>>
>>>
>>> Q. How do you plant dope?
>>> A. Bury a piper.
>>>
>>>
>>> Q Why did God give pipers 2% more brain than horses?
>>>
>>>
>>> Q. How do you kill a piper?
>>> A. Fix his hearing aids.
>>>
>>>
>>> A. I keep hearing about them but never see any.
>>>
>>>
>>> Q. How can you tell if a female piper is having a bad day?
>>> she put the reed.
>>>
>>>
>>> A. Nobody cares if the bagpipe crashes into a wall at a high speed.
>>>
>>>
>>> A. Bigfoot has been spotted.
>>>
>>>
>>> A. The bucket!
>>>
>>>
>>> A. You get angry when you step on the cowshit.
>>>
>>>
>>> Q. What does a drummer say when you blow in his ear?
>>> A. Thanks for the refill.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>May Anubis wrap you in linen and inter you in a bevo crap pit LOL.
>>
>>Mercury.
>
>
> Oh yeah.
> I'll get back to you on that.
>
> LOL,
> darkshadows
>
Heeeee Heeeee!!!!
Mercury.
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