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Date: 17 Feb 2007 19:18:01 -0600
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On Sat, 17 Feb 2007 18:34:46 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
wrote:
:>"::darkshadows::" <here@there.net> wrote in
:>news:46fet2900l4ahf82j10u5dl89b304bbi30@4ax.com:
:>
:>>
:>> I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a
:>> man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately,
:>> the man-made object never equaled the purity of sound achieved by the
:>> pig.
:>>
:>>
:>> You have to be deaf in order to really appreciate the bagpipes.
:>>
:>>
:>>
:>> Piping is my hobby... I'm allowed to be bad at it.
:>>
:>>
:>>
:>> Bagpipes... the missing link between music and noise.
:>>
:>>
:>>
:>> If thy neighbour offend thee, give each of his children bagpipes.
:>> -- Old Scottish Proverb.
:>>
:>>
:>>
:>> -- Richard Mao, The Peking Piper PekingPiper@mao.org
:>>
:>>
:>>
:>> You know you're a piper's wife when he sits in the car with his arm
:>> around his pipes just like he used to do to you when you were dating.
:>>
:>>
:>>
:>> You know you're a piper's wife if you are flattered when he gallantly
:>> pulls a chair from the table you are about to sit at.....and then puts
:>> his pipes on it.
:>>
:>>
:>>
:>> You know you're a piper's wife if he spends his weekends on the band
:>> bus instead of painting the house.
:>>
:>>
:>>
:>> An elderly piper is playing while his wife watches. "How long has he
:>> been playing the pipes?" a bystander asks the wife.
:>> "Oh, about 60 years, but he spent 40 of those tuning them".
:>>
:>
:>No comment LOL.
:>
:>Mercury
WOT?? No comment?? Did Bevo sit on your asthmatic pig?
Anonymous - XU AC-o54
(PS... If you ever wanta see a cat go postal, expose him to about 30
seconds of bagpipes...)
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