| Re: For Rolex, Mephi and Mercury --- Now And Then |
Your Company |
| WingedMessenger (Boy@Flying.high) |
2007/02/15 23:35 |
"::darkshadows::" <here@there.net> wrote in
news:qet9t2heem7bnv9h97tosa8m5918uegbf1@4ax.com:
>
> You OLD folks should be able to relate to this one....
>
>
>
> Now And Then
>
> THEN: Long Hair
> NOW: Longing for hair.
>
> THEN: The perfect high.
> NOW: The perfect high yield mutual fund.
>
> THEN: Keg.
> NOW: EKG.
>
> THEN: Acid Rock.
> NOW: Acid Reflux.
>
> THEN: Moving to California because it's cool.
> NOW: Moving to California because it's warm.
>
> THEN: You're growing pot.
> NOW: Your growing pot.
>
> THEN: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.
> NOW: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children.
>
> THEN: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
> NOW: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
>
> THEN: Seeds and stems.
> NOW: Roughage.
>
> THEN: Popping pills, smoking joints.
> NOW: Popping joints.
>
> THEN: Our president's struggle with Fidel.
> NOW: Our president's struggle with fidelity.
>
> THEN: Paar.
> NOW: AARP.
>
> THEN: Being caught with Hustler magazine.
> NOW: Being caught with Hustler magazine.
>
> THEN: Killer weed.
> NOW: Weed killer.
>
> THEN: Hoping for a BMW.
> NOW: Hoping for a BM.
>
> THEN: The Grateful Dead.
> NOW: Dr. Kevorkian.
>
> THEN: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
> NOW: Getting a new hip joint.
>
> THEN: Rolling Stones.
> NOW: Kidney stones.
>
> THEN: Being called into the principal's office.
> NOW: Calling the principal's office.
>
> THEN: Screw the system!
> NOW: Upgrade the system.
>
> THEN: Peace sign.
> NOW: Mercedes logo.
>
> THEN: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
> NOW: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.
>
> THEN: Take acid.
> NOW: Take antacid.
>
> THEN: Passing the driver's test.
> NOW: Passing the vision test.
>
> THEN: Swanson's Mushy chicken in an aluminum platter.
> NOW: Lean Cuisine's Mushy chicken in a plastic bag.
>
> THEN: "Whatever"
> NOW: "Depends"
>
THEN: Tasty crusty bread
NOW: Pre packed rubber slices.
Mercury.
|
|
|