Two construction workers were working the high beams. One was on the
third floor, one on the first. The guy on the third floor needed a
handsaw, but with all the construction noise, the other guy couldn't
hear him. So the guy on the third floor decided to use hand signals.
He pointed to his eye for "I," he pointed to his knee for "need," then
moved his hands back and forth for "handsaw." The guy on the first
floor dropped his pants and started masturbating. The guy on the third
floor ran down to the first floor and said, "What the hell are you
doing? All I wanted was a handsaw!" The guy on the first floor said,
"I just wanted to tell you I was coming."
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