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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com>
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Subject: Pretending to be married...
Date: Wed, 12 Oct 2005 18:27:16 -0500
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Pretending to be married...
A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the
same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired
and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At around 1:00 in the morning, he leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied.??? Just for tonight, let's pretend that
we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea," he exclaimed..
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damned blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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