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| Rolex (Rolex@webmaster.com) |
2005/10/12 08:14 |
Donut
A customer was admiring the donuts on the counter of a small corner store.
He bought one from the owner behind the counter,
who used the fork in the donut box to move the donut onto a napkin which he
then handed to the customer.
As he did so he told the customer " Never touch anything with my hands -
very sanitary ".
The customer agreed as he bit into his donut and when the owner stepped back
from the counter,
he noticed a string hanging down from the owner's fly. When he mentioned it,
the owner replied that
he had tied the string to his penis and pulled the string to aim when going
to the bathroom, adding
" Never touch anything with my hands - very sanitary ".
The customer nodded agreement as the last of the donut vanished into his
mouth.
Upon further reflection, he asked the owner how he got everything back in
place once he had finished.
The owner replied " Never touch anything with my hands - very sanitary. I
use the fork. "
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"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
Rolex
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