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Date: Mon, 10 Oct 2005 15:20:03 GMT
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President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and
asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says,
"Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well,
we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big
tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you no one cares about the
140 million Muslims
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"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
Rolex
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