A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool, he
noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention
and asked, "Sir, what will you have?" The man thought a moment, then
replied, "A martini, please". The robot clicked a couple of times and
mixed the best martini the man had ever had.
The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered, "Oh,
about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of
relativity, inter-stellar space travel, the latest medical
breakthroughs, etc. The man was most impressed. He left the bar, but
thought he would try different tactic.
A while later he returned and took a seat. Again, the robot clicked
and asked what he would have. "A martini, please." Again it was
superb.
The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man
answered, "Oh, about 100". So the robot started discussing NASCAR
racing, bass fishing and what to expect the Steelers to do this
weekend. The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and
took a stool...
Again a martini, and the question "What is your IQ?" This time the man
drawled out "Uh... 'bout 50." The robot clicked, then leaned close and
very slowly asked, "A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e r-e-a-l-l-y g-o-i-n-g
t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"
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