In article <tgnfk19ipmpis8idjfj7arnc3kgegd453u@4ax.com>, Lil Stinker
NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com> wrote:
> A Married Couple Take Up Golf
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> A husband and wife decided to take up golfing. However, both were to
> embarrassed to take lessons together, afraid of making a fool of
> themselves in front of the other, so it was decided that the husband would
> take his lessons first. On his first day of lessons, the husband learned
> how to hold the club and swing properly. His instructor told him to tee up
> and hit the ball after about 30 minutes of instruction and practice
> swings. He did as instructed, but only hit the ball about 25 feet. The
> instructor said, "That was OK but you can do better. This time, I want you
> hold that club as if it's your wife's breast." The husband did and he hit
> the ball about 125 yards. The instructor said, "That's great! That'll be
> it for today." The husband was excited and hurried home to tell his wife.
> That excited her so she decided to go the next day. Again the instructor
> had her tee up after about 30 minutes of instruction and practice swings.
> The wife teed up, swung and the ball only went about 10 feet. The
> instructor said "That was OK , but you can do better. This time, I want
> you to think of how you hold your husband's penis, and swing at the ball."
> She did and swung and the ball only went about 20 feet this time. The
> instructor said, "That was better, but this time I want You to take the
> club out of your mouth and use your hands."
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> Lil Stinker
> "just havin' fun!"
Want to bet the Tooth Fairy is laughing at this one?
Y Not :-)
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