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Subject: Stop Sign
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Date: Sat, 20 Jan 2007 13:27:14 GMT
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A guy is driving down a deserted highway. He pulls up to an
intersection, and rolls through the stop sign. From out of nowhere, a
cop pulls him over.
COP: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
GUY: "Hey, I slowed down didn't I???"
COP: "You must come to a full stop at the sign."
GUY: "Stop. Slow down. What's the difference?"
The cop pulls out his baton and starts to beat the guy with-out mercy.
COP: "Well, do you want me to STOP or SLOW DOWN?"
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