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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com>
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Subject: One Liners
Date: Sat, 08 Oct 2005 10:19:11 -0500
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ONELINERS:
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and the other is the husband!
Biblical warning for all accounting auditors:
"Beware of false profits."
Middle age: when a guy turns off lights for
economical rather than romantic reasons.
Why is the National Guard in Iraq and the
Army in New Orleans?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
An onion a day should take care of everyone else.
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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