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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com>
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Subject: A Married Couple Take Up Golf
Date: Sat, 08 Oct 2005 10:19:11 -0500
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A Married Couple Take Up Golf
A husband and wife decided to take up golfing. However, both were to
embarrassed to take lessons together, afraid of making a fool of
themselves in front of the other, so it was decided that the husband would
take his lessons first. On his first day of lessons, the husband learned
how to hold the club and swing properly. His instructor told him to tee up
and hit the ball after about 30 minutes of instruction and practice
swings. He did as instructed, but only hit the ball about 25 feet. The
instructor said, "That was OK but you can do better. This time, I want you
hold that club as if it's your wife's breast." The husband did and he hit
the ball about 125 yards. The instructor said, "That's great! That'll be
it for today." The husband was excited and hurried home to tell his wife.
That excited her so she decided to go the next day. Again the instructor
had her tee up after about 30 minutes of instruction and practice swings.
The wife teed up, swung and the ball only went about 10 feet. The
instructor said "That was OK , but you can do better. This time, I want
you to think of how you hold your husband's penis, and swing at the ball."
She did and swung and the ball only went about 20 feet this time. The
instructor said, "That was better, but this time I want You to take the
club out of your mouth and use your hands."
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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