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From: "::darkshadows::" <here@notthere.net>
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Subject: Re: Redneck pick-up lines (for DS)
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Date: Mon, 15 Jan 2007 01:05:48 GMT
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On Sun, 14 Jan 2007 23:34:00 GMT, "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote:
> 1) Did you fart?
> cuz you blew me away.
>
> 2) Are yer parents retarded?
> cuz ya sure are special.
>
> 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
> I can't hold it in.
>
> 4) Do you have a library card?
> cuz I'd like to sign you out.
>
> 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
> cuz I can see myself in em.
>
> 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel,
> I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
>
> 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
> but beauty's only a light switch away.
>
> 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
> Woman - "WHAT?"
> Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
>
> 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
> but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
>
> 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
> I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
>
> 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
>
> 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
> we kin sleep til afternoon.
>
> and.... the best for last!
>
> 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
> every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
You got a mike hidden round here!!!
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