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Date: Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:33:17 GMT
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The Speaker
A man is giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He gets a bit carried
away and talks for two hours.
Finally, he realizes what he is doing and says; "I'm sorry I talked so
long. I left my watch at home."
A voice from the back of the room says, "There's a calendar behind
you."
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