Facelift
A lady went to a plastic surgeon to see what he could do about a facelift.
The doctor said, "Well ma'am, we have a brand new procedure. We put a dial
in the back of your head and when your skin starts to sag you simply turn
the knob."
"That sounds good," she said.
Two years passed and she went back to tell the surgeon that the dial was
giving her bags under her eyes.
"I'm sorry ma'am," replied the surgeon, "but those aren't bags - those are
your tits!"
"Oh," said the woman, "so that explains the goatee."
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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