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Subject: The Urinal
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Date: Wed, 10 Jan 2007 00:16:20 GMT
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This morning I was standing next to a very fat fellow at a urinal when
suddenly for no discernible reason he confided in me that he "hadn't
seen his penis in 15 years."
I, not knowing why he suddenly decided to confide such personal
information to a complete stranger, and not knowing what else to say
and wanting to be helpful, I uttered, "Why don't you diet?"
Giving me a surprised sideways stare, he said, "Dye it? What color is
it now?"
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