Physical
A man goes to a doctor for a routine physical. The nurse starts with
the basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks. "Oh, about 165." he says. The nurse
puts him on the scale. It turns out that his weight is 187.
The nurse asks, "Your height?" "Oh, about six feet," he says. The
nurse checks and sees that he's only 5 feet 9 inches.
She then takes his blood pressure, and it's very high. "High!" The man
explains, "Of course it's high. When I came in here, I was tall and
lanky. Now, I'm short and overweight!"
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