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Date: Sat, 06 Jan 2007 17:11:17 GMT
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Living A Long Healthy Life
An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died
in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years,
mainly due to her interest in health food and exercising. When they
reached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion, which
was decked out with a beautiful kitchen, master bath suite and a
Jacuzzi. As they looked around, the old man asked St. Peter how much
all this was going to cost. "It's free," St. Peter replied, "this is
Heaven." Next, they went out in the back yard to survey the
championship-style golf course that the home was located. They would
have golfing privileges every day and each week, the course changed to
a new one representing the great golf courses on earth. The old man
asked, "What are the green fees?" St. Peter replied, "This is heaven,
you play for free." Next, they went to the club house and saw the
lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the World laid out. "How much
to eat?" asked the old man. "Don't you understand yet? This is heaven,
it is free!" St. Peter replied, with some exasperation. "Well, where
are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man asked
timidly. St. Peter lectured, "That's the best part - you can eat as
much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you
never get sick. This is Heaven." With that, the old man went into a
fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and screaming
wildly. St. Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him
what was wrong. The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all
your fault! If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins, I could have
been here ten years ago!"
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