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Date: Thu, 04 Jan 2007 16:37:39 GMT
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Hope You're Not A Lawyer
One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer wound up together
at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into
Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter
addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that
crashed into an iceberg? They just made a movie about it." The teacher
answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him
through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and decided to
make the question a little harder, "How many people died on the ship?"
Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie and
answered, "About 1,500." "That's right! You may enter." St. Peter then
turned to the lawyer. "Name them."
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