On Tue, 02 Jan 2007 21:42:51 GMT, "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote:
>Guts or Balls:
>We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
>know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
>definition for each is listed below...
>
>GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
>by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
>cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
>
>BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, Smelling of
>perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
>butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
>
>I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
>speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately
>result in death.
And just how is it you survived? LOL
darkshadows
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