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Date: Thu, 06 Oct 2005 04:28:48 GMT
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On Wed, 05 Oct 2005 21:39:18 -0500, Lil Stinker NP-g07
<anywhere@uwant2.com> wrote:
>
>1. God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends
>2.. My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips
>3. Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount
>4 (Spotted on a passing motorcycle)
>5 If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off
>6. I Used to Be Schizophrenic, but We're OK Now
>7 Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Did a Little Shopping
>8. What If the Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About?
>9. Coffee, Chocolate, Men; Some Things Are Just Better Rich
>10. Liberal Arts Major. Will Think for Food
>11. Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would the Queen
>12 Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law
>13. If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen
>14. First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, Closed
>15 In Dog Years, I'm Dead
>16 Love May Be Blind, But Marriage Is a Real Eye Opener
>17 If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't for You
>18. The Trouble With the Gene Pool Is That There's No Lifeguard
>19. Get a New Car for Your Spouse. It'll Be a Great Trade
>20 Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship
>21 I'm Going to Graduate on Time, No Matter How Long It Takes
>22 Anything Not Worth Doing Is Not Worth Doing Well
>23. A Day Without Sunshine is Like Night
>24. First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order
>25. Old Age Comes at a Bad Time
>26. In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risks You Take
>27. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
>28.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
>29.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
>30. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
>31.. So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
>32. I need someone real bad... Are you real bad?
>33.. BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder.
>34.. All men are idiots... and I married their king.
>35.. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
>36. I(nternal) R(evenue) S(ervice): We've got what it takes to take what
>you've got.
>37. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
>38. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
>39. Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
>40. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
>41. Hang up and drive.
>42. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...
>43. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
>44. NEBRASKA: At least the cows are sane.
>45. God must love stupid people...He made SO many.
>46. I said "NO" to drugs, but they didn't listen.
>47. Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot.
>48. Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
>49. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
>50. Where there's a will..I want to be in it.
>51. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
>52.. Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
>53.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
>54.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
>55.. Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else.
>56. HONK ... If You Want To See My Finger
>57. Support Cannibalism - EAT ME!
>58.. God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
>59.. I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
>60.. I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.
>61.. Keep honking while I reload.
>62. Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
>63. Who were the testers for Preparations A through G?
>64.. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
>65. 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement
>park.
>66.. EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
>67.. If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
>68. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
>69.. Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
>70. Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
>71. Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
>72 My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like
>that.
>73. Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
>74. Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
>75.. If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
>76.. Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
>
>Lil Stinker
> "just havin' fun!"
My vote is for #63
F.
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