On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 19:04:34 GMT, Morpheus <Morpheu@Dreamland.org>
wrote:
>On Mon, 18 Dec 2006 14:26:44 -0800, darkshadows:: wrote
>(in article <5b5eo2tjhv06p9m27r5aavapn541rgem0v@4ax.com>):
>
>> On Mon, 18 Dec 2006 17:26:16 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Morpheus <Morpheu@Dreamland.org> wrote in
>>> news:0001HW.C1AC07AE00054F61F0284530@news.easynews.com:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 17 Dec 2006 23:25:34 -0800, WingedMessenger wrote
>>>> (in article <Xns989D4B8845267Olympusorg@140.99.99.130>):
>>>>
>>>>> "::darkshadows::" <a@b.c> wrote in
>>>>> news:kvdco295oq5ik5t7ihpiik5eqkcdbt0dj2@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Why English Is So Hard To Learn?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No wonder English is so hard to learn:
>>>>>> We polish the Polish furniture.
>>>>>> He could lead if he would get the lead out.
>>>>>> A farm can produce produce.
>>>>>> The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.
>>>>>> The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
>>>>>> The present is a good time to present the present.
>>>>>> At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
>>>>>> The dove dove into the bushes.
>>>>>> I did not object to the object.
>>>>>> The insurance for the invalid was invalid.
>>>>>> The bandage was wound around the wound.
>>>>>> There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
>>>>>> They were too close to the door to close it.
>>>>>> The buck does funny things when the does are present.
>>>>>> They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
>>>>>> To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
>>>>>> The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
>>>>>> After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
>>>>>> I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.
>>>>>> I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
>>>>>> How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
>>>>>> I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> It was deliberate so that colonials could receive top class education
>>>>> and much knowledge and variation of language. Unfortunately it failed
>>>>> LOL.
>>>>>
>>>>> Mercury.
>>>>
>>>> I can't contest your description of our differing language practices
>>>> although it makes understanding a bit of a contest.
>>>>
>>>> We, colonials have indeed been buffeted by your word-salad buffet. We
>>>> could call you close minded, but that wouldn't be close to the truth.
>>>>
>>>> So we have decided to study the situation, evening out the effort over
>>>> several evenings, and, after deliberating with deliberate speed, we
>>>> have decided that in order to speak British English perfectly, one
>>>> must perfect obfuscation!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> WOW. LOL.
>>>
>>> Mercury.
>>
>> Thanx Morph!
>> That should keep Mercury busy for awhile. LOL
>>
>> darkshadows
>
>By the way. How can we be the world's most hated "Imperialists" if we are
>still 'colonials'??? See it's all the British Nation's fault.
>
>Between the Brits and the Roman Church, the world is a mess. LOL
>
>I mean wasn't it you guys that screwed up Iraq in the first place? It's not
>really a country you know. Kind of like Yugoslavia, Vietnam and some other
>fun spots that come to mind....
>
After all we are the new kids on the block and all those places have
been beating each others brains out long before we showed up.
darkshadows
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