School Answering Machine
Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your
school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff
member, please listen to all options before making a selection:
* To lie about why your child is absent Press 1
* To make excuses for why your child did not do their work Press 2
* To complain about what we do Press 3
* To cuss out staff members Press 4
* To ask why you didn't get needed information that was already
enclosed in your newsletter and several bulletins mailed to you Press
5
* If you want us to raise your child Press 6
* If you want to reach out and grab someone Press 7
* To request another teacher for the third time this year Press 8
* To complain about bus transportation Press 9
* To complain about school lunches Press 0
* If you realize this is the real world and your child must be
accountable/responsible for his/her own behavior, class work,
homework, and that it's not the teachers fault for your child(ren)
lack of effort. Hang up and have a nice day!!!
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