On Mon, 18 Dec 2006 17:26:16 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
wrote:
>Morpheus <Morpheu@Dreamland.org> wrote in
>news:0001HW.C1AC07AE00054F61F0284530@news.easynews.com:
>
>> On Sun, 17 Dec 2006 23:25:34 -0800, WingedMessenger wrote
>> (in article <Xns989D4B8845267Olympusorg@140.99.99.130>):
>>
>>> "::darkshadows::" <a@b.c> wrote in
>>> news:kvdco295oq5ik5t7ihpiik5eqkcdbt0dj2@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> Why English Is So Hard To Learn?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> No wonder English is so hard to learn:
>>>> We polish the Polish furniture.
>>>> He could lead if he would get the lead out.
>>>> A farm can produce produce.
>>>> The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.
>>>> The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
>>>> The present is a good time to present the present.
>>>> At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
>>>> The dove dove into the bushes.
>>>> I did not object to the object.
>>>> The insurance for the invalid was invalid.
>>>> The bandage was wound around the wound.
>>>> There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
>>>> They were too close to the door to close it.
>>>> The buck does funny things when the does are present.
>>>> They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
>>>> To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
>>>> The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
>>>> After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
>>>> I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.
>>>> I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
>>>> How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
>>>> I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt
>>>>
>>>
>>> It was deliberate so that colonials could receive top class education
>>> and much knowledge and variation of language. Unfortunately it failed
>>> LOL.
>>>
>>> Mercury.
>>
>> I can't contest your description of our differing language practices
>> although it makes understanding a bit of a contest.
>>
>> We, colonials have indeed been buffeted by your word-salad buffet. We
>> could call you close minded, but that wouldn't be close to the truth.
>>
>> So we have decided to study the situation, evening out the effort over
>> several evenings, and, after deliberating with deliberate speed, we
>> have decided that in order to speak British English perfectly, one
>> must perfect obfuscation!
>>
>>
>>
>
>WOW. LOL.
>
>Mercury.
Thanx Morph!
That should keep Mercury busy for awhile. LOL
darkshadows
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