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Subject: Political Correctness for Teenagers
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Date: Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:52:23 GMT
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Political Correctness for Teenagers
1. No one fails a class anymore, they're merely "passing impaired."
2. You don't have detention, you're just one of the "exit delayed."
3. Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."
4. These days, a student isn't lazy. He/She's "energetically
declined."
5. Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure
prohibitive."
6. Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed
bumps."
7. Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook
experience."
8. You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."
9. You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time."
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