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Date: Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:45:05 GMT
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Best Excuses For Not Having Your Homework
A.I lost it fighting this kid you said you weren't the best teacher in
the school.
B.I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I
had Our puppy toilet trained on it.
C.Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the
human brain worked I put it in a safe, but lost the combination.
D.I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away.
E.Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves
from freezing.
F.I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine.
G.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy
workload My little sister ate it.
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