Onions & Christmas Trees
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
many kinds of boobies are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's 3 kinds of
breasts.
In her 20's, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In
her 30's to 40's they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Mum,
how many kinds of 'willies' a re there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
through 3 phases.
In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his
30's and 40's, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's,
it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
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Rolex
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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