On Mon, 11 Dec 2006 23:29:11 GMT, "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote:
>I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...
>
>Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
>went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
>grandmother and comfort her.
>
>When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
>"He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
>
>Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old
>having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
>
>"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
>advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church
>bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow
>and even.
>
>Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
>
>She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if
>the ice cream truck hadn't come along!"
I luv it Rolex!!!
Laughed so hard, I think I hurt myself.
[I'll get back to you on that with the doctor bill]
darkshadows
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